Year: 2004

  • one more thing…

    I don’t understand the women who refuse to date men shorter than they are. You’re just eliminating an entire person because of his height. This baffles me. Discuss.

  • dan is hot for female models

    So it’s a good thing I’M ALLOWED TO MARRY THEM! Sorry. I actually have a question. Totally unrelated. Please help. It is my utter pleasure to announce that Television Without Pity will be recapping Season One of America’s Next Top Model, just as soon as this season is over. I am therefore officially undertaking the…

  • I just realized something.

    I don’t like it when men refer to things as “Bad Boys.” Cars, boats, barbecues, sandwiches, large television screens. “Let’s fire that Bad Boy up!” Just stop it.

  • The power of blogging…

    New Entry. I stop the world and stall with you.

  • Recap: Gilmore Girls

    The Incredible Shrinking Lorelais: Lorelai and Rory each have a really bad week when Lorelai runs out of money and feels like she has no help at the inn. Rory is running out of time and is getting to the point where professors are suggesting that she drop classes. Both women are in tears by…

  • I know how to pick ’em.

    Pamie: I know you’re with Stee, but I thought I’d update you on one of your former boyfriends. This past weekend, Amy and her husband, Dana, went to a nice Italian restaurant in Sherman Oaks. Although they had reservations, the restaurant was running behind, so Dana and Amy went to the bar and waited for…

  • A New Morning

    I walked into the kitchen for my morning coffee wearing nothing but a belt slung low around my waist. stee saw me and understood. “Sex and the City?” “I’m in mourning. To pay our respects, today we wear no clothes.” “I totally support your decision.”

  • Flowers for Al and Don

    Want to send flowers to San Francisco, but can’t afford an entire bouquet? Flowers for Al and Don is accepting PayPal donations. That’s where I sent my money. The San Francisco Chronicle picked up the story. As did the Minneapolis Star Tribune.

  • New Entry

    Zoe Trope is a Dancing Queen. Watch me dork out in public. I really liked her book.

  • Zoe Trope is a Dancing Queen | Young and Sweet, Only Seventeen

    Zoe Trope — at first — might make you a little jealous. No. Wait. At the very first moment you learn of her, she might make you viciously angry, raging against the injustices of the world, that a fifteen-year old girl gets her memoirs published, her diaries made into a book with a Dave Eggers…