dan is hot for female models

So it’s a good thing I’M ALLOWED TO MARRY THEM!

Sorry. I actually have a question. Totally unrelated. Please help.

It is my utter pleasure to announce that Television Without Pity will be recapping Season One of America’s Next Top Model, just as soon as this season is over. I am therefore officially undertaking the process of looking for tapes of the first season. If you have them, please email me directly at djb@televisionwithoutpity.com. Let the best show be this show. Ah, yes. It already is.