Month: October 2004
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Question: What do you get
Question: What do you get when you’re staying at your mother’s house with your fiance, trying to be on your best behavior? Answer: A hickey. A big ol’ tenth-grade hickey that looks like someone took to your neck with a thick-ass rope. A huge hickey that cannot be contained, even with three layers of base,…
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Anytime, Anywhere
Maybe I get cocky when I wear my America Is Scary t-shirt. People tend to stare, and sometimes make disapproving faces, so I have to keep my shoulders squared, my guard up, and be ready to defend myself, at least mentally, because shit, it can get scary out there these days. So when stee and…
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Dansacking
And now, a list of CDs at Pam’s house I’ve tried to surreptitiously steal and toss onto my iPod in her absence, only to discover that these CDs seem to have made the cross-country trip with her. You win this round, Ribon! *Transatlanticism – Death Cab for Cutie *That one Postal Service album *Every note…
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she lives in caps lock
Andi Teran was the new kid. I’d been the new kid time and time again, and hadn’t been on the other side before. She was the one who didn’t know anybody, who wasn’t sure of how to get around, what to think of all of us. And look, this girl, she was really cool. Cool…
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Gilmore Girls Recap
Dear Boring, Get This Show Out Of Your Powerful Grip: Pamie recaps from coast to coast, as Lorelai and Rory try to create an emotional time machine. It would be great if the past year of plot development could be erased and Luke was never married, Dean was never married, Richard and Emily were actually…
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Everything written below was about
Everything written earlier was about the first Bush. I know some of you are too young to have had someone give you a Rage Against the Machine album or play you a Bill Hicks set. Please find a way to hear it. You won’t regret it.
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Bill Hicks (December 16, 1961 — February 26, 1994)
You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well…we looked at the receipts.”