Month: September 2004

  • Gilmore Girls Recap 5.1

    Dancing Around the Issue: Rory and Lorelai have their first fight over Rory’s scarlet letter. Hey, Rory always did get A’s, didn’t she? Luke tries to play it cool after his hot kiss with Lorelai, and Lorelai’s way too cool to seem like she cares. Emily and Richard are really, really not getting along, so…

  • dan counters, “zzzzzzzzz”

    I have a throbbing, blasting, stunning fireworks display of a headache. It’s kind of a lack of sleep. It’s kind of a lack of food. It’s kind of lack of knowing exactly where I’ll be living come the first of November. It’s trains and travel and too much baseball on TV and summer’s pesky inability…

  • like a real blog…

    Stacey’s in Gawker. Trash and M. Giant have awesome news. I picked up my wedding dress today. Anybody have a great LA place they trust for alterations?

  • zzzz.

    I am so tired. I should be working on the book. It’s open. I read a few pages here and there, and decide it’s the worst thing I’ve ever written, as it’s about that time during the first draft that one decides these things. It’s hard to focus. We finished shooting the pilot today, spending…

  • Oh, wireless internet. How beautiful

    Oh, wireless internet. How beautiful you are. I’m actually on a shoot, right now. I’m sitting on the floor next to a monitor. The director is blocking out the next scene. The producers are discussing how they think it should look. I’m finished making script changes. Everyone is now teasing me for working on my…

  • Fan Mail

    Which one of you did this? [readermail] Subject: Oh my dearest Pamie! Date: September 21, 2004 10:51:33 PM PDT To: pamie@pamie.com My God, you are lovely. Please allow me to wisk you away on a romantic journey with my magical flying carriage and my sarcastic horse, Whiskers. We shall see the stars, grasp heaven in…

  • Happy Birthday, Doug

    Doug, Maybe you’ve come by pamie.com today to find out why I haven’t called you yet. It would be the first time I haven’t called on your birthday in the seventeen years we’ve known each other. And this day’s even more important– this being your thirtieth birthday. You know I tried. I guess your number…

  • Dan and Tara: Haughty and Righteous

    McSweeneys didn’t want what Tara and I wrote, but y’all do, right? Excerpts from security briefings written from Golan Cipel to Jim McGreevey, discovered after the former was fired from his position as New Jersey Director of Homeland Security when an investigation into his qualifications revealed his resume listed him as an “Israeli poet.” It’s…

  • If we can send a

    If we can send a thousand books to California’s libraries, be the initial spark of several relationships that have turned into marriages, and reunite me with a childhood friend, for Pete’s sake we should at least be able to help Sars find Don. Somebody, please!

  • The good, the bad and the unknown.

    Working on this television show is teaching me how to add more specifics to my writing. When I write here, or a recap, or even a script Liz and I will eventually perform, there’s a tendency to write in shorthand, to deliver enough information that someone “gets it,” and then move on. Here I’m learning…