The Soap has raised the price on the trial samples to three dollars (from twenty-five cents). I am sure this is totally our fault, as I got many letters from people asking, “Can’t I just buy three hundred samples and it’d be cheaper than buying the entire soap?” Yeah, pretty sure we screwed ourselves on…

I have a serious crush on angelina. You will soon, too.

This article sounds intriguing until you get to the words “electrodes inserted in their spine.”

My Keira Knightley impression is pretty spot-on. I’ll tell you how to do it. 1. Open mouth. 2. Part teeth but keep them lined up with each other [thanks, Genny]. 3. Tuck tongue just behind bottom teeth. 4. Raise lips until they just clear your teeth. This will give you a bit of a snarl.…

The Less-Famous Monkey Trial Find out what happened in the last episode of the show you never bothered to try to watch. It’s a conclusion of the pilot, six episodes later. Don’t bother trying to understand us now. Watch Mitch Pileggi and Lucy Lawless battle it out for the coveted Mug-Mug, given to those who…