“Love Actually: Despite a title that sounds like it came out of Hugh Grant’s trachea…” Omar is so funny.

What’s fantastic isn’t that David Blaine’s about to leap from a helicopter, it’s that I learned we have the same birthday! No wonder that little Aries keeps working his way into my heart. [link via Jermel here in our very own new comments feature]

APE MISBEHAVIN’ — Officer Tarzan helps track down a Canadian woman-beater from “the internet,” while Jane wishes she didn’t love her monkey friend so much. Clayton and Xena flirt like siblings do, and the rest of us have to wait a full fifty-four minutes for any Tarzan flesh. So not fair.

Look who jumped on the bandwagon. Maybe this means I’m one day closer to a redesign from sweet AB.

Dammit, Dave! I’m late for a meeting now because you wrote such nice things about me. I totally remember your cut finger, and I’m sorry I didn’t go into Nurse Abby mode for you. And it’s not the Clooney/Batman that I remember most, it’s you calling Andre Braugher “Andre Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha.” Always. Dave kept me sane…

The not-cancelled-soon-enough Coupling was so bad it made me want to weep. At least Jeff Zucker’s man enough to admit the show was assy.

Lost Idols wants us to come in for an interview. Assuming we ace the camera with flying colors due to our effortless charm and wit, should stee and I go on a VH-1 show searching for Chunk? Or should we stick to only recapping reality television? How much us is too much us? And does…

From my sister: It is the 4th you should write something. We are bored and waiting for your interesting antics that happen so we can break away from our lives and live vicariously through you.HEE HEE Love you and see you sooner than the last time that I said that. She doesn’t read the blog,…

Kevin Smokler (those of you old schoolers from the forum know him as Weegee) reviews WGAW in his notify. Thanks, Kevin!