Our neighbors have a cat. It’s a tiny calico thing who makes the most pitiful mews and last year when it first started showing up, she would run to wherever you were and ram her head against your hand, demanding to be pet. And even though it would drive Cal absolutely nuts on the other…

scratch that. For the first time ever, there’s a cat I don’t like.

I’ve been wishing for a digital camera because mine broke and I’ve been wanting to do an entry on my Los Angeles. Until I get to, Kyle’s entry will be the stand-in.

Looks like someone else needs to make a five-year plan. Nobody wants David’s book. Also: “In what has to be one of the most unusual auctions for a book, publishers summoned to meet Blaine by his lawyer/agent, David Vigliano, are instructed to finish or put away any food they’re eating before the magician arrives: he…

I keep forgetting to set an appointment for my dental cleaning, which is due. And there’s a sharp spot behind my front lower teeth, something that I absolutely cannot stop rubbing my tongue against. Now the front of my tongue is scraped, and itches until I rub it against my lower teeth again, which causes…

The business of me. Debating my future.

Don’t fret, Dan. I got a show cancelled too.

In case you’re as obsessed with Arsoa soap as I am (at a facial last month, the skin woman told me that whatever I was using was perfect and to not change it (Arsoa in the morning; Dr. Hauschka at night), I’ve been contacted by a company who lets you buy the soap through Paypal.…

I’m not a “cow person,” but that doesn’t mean you can’t be. Behold, the latest in my inbox: Hi Pamie! I have a serious and shallow problem. I have thought about it and thought about it and I have concluded that you are the only one who can help me. I am getting married in…