Month: October 2003
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day has “fun stuff” tattooed on his forehead
Then has angry, public, tabloid breakup with Fun Stuff, hastily has tattoo changed to read “Wino Forever.” I’m using that joke in every available context today, for some reason. You’ll never get me, Pamie. I’ve got the patent on Fun Stuff this time. ps. Fun Stuff!
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Pam knows that Dan is truly fun stuff.
I can’t believe you pre-empted my “fun stuff” joke, Dan. That’s not fair. One day I’ll land a truly good “fun stuff.” One day when you least expect it. Watched The Italian Job last night. In it, you can see that Seth Green had either recently finished or was working on Party Monster because of…
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dan realizes he writes when he’s tired sometimes, but that’s the job, yo
My new Bachelor recap was posted minutes before this email hit my inbox: Last year the articles here were entertaining, however whoever is writing them this year makes absolute no sense…. Because I’m just as much a proud fan of a catty flame war as the next guest blogger, I responded in kind. The person…
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dan thinks it’s time for #2 in a continuing series
Seventy weeks ago, one of the last times I posted on Da Blog, I promised that there would be a “next” in a self-serving series of cut songs from the musical you might have heard me mention. From the sixty-hour, Roots-length, Ken-Burns-sponsored duration of Monica‘s earlier versions to the leaner, meaner version we have today,…
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watch your cat
Between all of the tiger maulings and hungry bears, I think Montecore might have sent the animals of the world a message. “Wait for the white one to bite the neck that feeds him. Then we take back the night.”
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alaska and patty
The Anchorage Daily News recommends WGAW. I got an email from my friend Shannon: Hey, Girl! I’m at work right now and I totally want to call you but I can’t because the owners have tapped the phone lines. That’s right. They’re so paranoid that they’ve set the system up so they can listen in…
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“It says lather, rinse, repeat. But YOU DON’T HAVE TO.”
Dara sent me the link for Margaret Cho’s BLOG. Woo-hoo!