New review in the Philadelphia City Paper. One of my favorite things about reviews is getting listed next to some of my favorite authors, like Chuck Palahniuk (or in this case, Arthur Nersesian). I wonder if the criticism about the Instant Messaging section is because I didn’t use the common shorthand we often see on…

If I was any good at design, I’d have pretty little things to put next to the items on my index page. But I am not good at making things pretty. Therefore my webpages look like they’re designed by Yoko Ono.

Scandal! By the time I found out about this (through my referral logs), Dearest What’s-Her-Name had already taken down the site. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen my stuff stolen on other sites. One time Beth helped me out with some girl in Hong Kong who stole the entire Lillith entry and changed the…

So I’m getting with the program. I’ve created a blog. Why? Well, because some days I don’t feel like updating four or five pages just to write an entry. Some days I don’t have much to say, and when that happens I’ll avoid updating completely. I shouldn’t limit myself. So here’s where I’ll jot down…

stee. You can thank me later.

Appropriate song playing as I figure out how to make an archive: “Idiots Rule.”

I cannot believe I waited this long to do use the easiest posting software of all time. I am a moron. I feel like I just bought my first VCR. Wow. All this time I could have done quick updates here. Blogging! I’m the Yakov of the Internet.

This was the second time a bride has specifically handed me her bouquet after a wedding. It was, however, the first time I’ve ever suffered a personal injury as a result of dancing with the groom. One of my friends recently commented that I attend more weddings than the average person. I’m not sure if…