Month: September 1999
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strange and tragic
what do you blame when you’re done blaming el nino? Eric met a person whose name rhymes with Mr. Bigglesworth. This has caused me to giggle constantly for several hours now. Can you imagine? I heard another guy on the radio named Jeffrey Dahmer. You know the first time he heard about Dahmer on the…
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dogs, dogs, dogs
[scripty] ERIC You know what I love about you? PAMIE Hm? ERIC I know that you will always laugh at animals doing something wacky or if a mascot gets beat up. PAMIE Those SportsCenter commercials totally rock. ERIC Yeah they do, sweetie. PAMIE Tee-hee. [/scripty]
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“look at choo!”
the proper response is not “bless you.” Polaroid Stories gets a review And, a plug for Eric’s show: SLOW NIGHT AT MCLAUGHLIN’S Marshall Ryan Maresca wrote and directed this play, which depicts a languid evening at the Irish bar owned by the McLaughlins in Norville, New York, whose quiet is disrupted by an unexpected visitor.…
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what? who? huh?
losing my religion. and my keys. where’s my car? I want to be more organized. Right now I’m more unorganized than I’ve ever been in my entire life. My house is a mess. My carpets are stained. Dirty clothes have taken a corner of my bedroom hostage. My car smells like a Burger King. The…