Month: February 1999
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feeling valen-tiny?
keep calm, i gotcha covered Happy birthday, Dad. Happy birthday, President Lincoln. When I was a kid I thought that since my dad shared a birthday with Lincoln, then somehow I was related. To Lincoln, I mean, I knew I was related to my father. I thought that my people all came from log cabins…
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“Honey, would you like seconds?”
I’m still a partying feminist grrl, dammit. Today I was going to mention my opinions on the new “book” A Return to Modesty, but I feel that this here Hissyfit by Rebecca just sums it all up very nicely. And in case you were wondering about my ovarian cravings lately, whenever I get those baby…
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“Hey tubby! Bite my butt, man.”
idiots, all of ’em My apologies for updating so late: I have been in meetings all morning. Jerry Falwell has proclaimed that Tinky Winky, one of the Teletubbies, is gay. Now, there are many things that could be discussed here, such as the fact that Tinky Winky is fictional, and that Tinky Winky doesn’t have…
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sigh! hic! snarf!
it’s good to have a breakdown, right? First off, I would like to say that I have a really hard time spelling the word “February.” I constantly want to spell it “Februrary.” And every once in a while my brain does so much of that “You know there’s that ‘r’ in there you always fuck…
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making a list, checking it twice
but end up eating chicken fried rice It doesn’t matter how much you plan a day out. It never happens the way you want it to.
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levels of geek
why eric can no longer tease me The show went really well. People laughed in all the right spots, and I think they laughed more than the cast thought they would. I like looking in at the actors’ faces the second that thought comes over them like, “Wait a minute! Pam’s right! They really do…
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opening night
doing it for the kids Today I am dressed up and sitting very, very still while I do my work so my hair and makeup stay exactly the same for the next ten hours. My play goes up tonight. Pay no attention to the fact that they misspelled my name. Everyone always does. I’m just…