In the stranger’s defense, he was a drunk man at The Flora-Bama, offering to help three drunk idiots take their picture behind a painted piece of wood.
First he managed to somehow take a picture of himself.
Then one with his hand over the flash and lens.
Then he was like, “Y’all, wait! I got this! I promise you I WILL get this picture taken, drunk strangers! Ready? I did it! Perfect!”
… I do kind of love this picture, though. It is definitely what the moment felt like.
I cannot stop laughing. That guy was so NICE. He volunteered and everything! The picture he took of himself made me cry.
I don’t remember him standing thirty thousand feet back, is the thing. I guess we’re lucky he didn’t trip in the sand.
Maybe the guy was actually doing a complex performance art piece, demonstrating that um…uh. I don’t know. But the pictures are kind of accidentally awesome!
Okay, I’ll be honest – when I saw the thumbnail and the title of this post, I definitely thought it was a blurry close-up of a paunchy man have sex with a pudgy/pregnant woman from behind. Crazy.
Oh, my God. Now I can’t unsee that.
Augh! Now I see it, too!!