She Bangs

Ode to an Upstairs Neighbor

Talk to me, tell me your name
You wake me up like it’s all a game.
You wear those shoes, and now I’m ticking away
Like a bomb… yeah baby

Talk to me, give me a sign
You’re runnin’ round like a house on fire.
You wear big shoes
And now you’re beating my roof
Like a drum… yeah baby.

Well if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
I’m gonna chop your feet off alive
I hear her wake me up
Till she wears me out
‘Cause she stomps when she clomps
And she clomps when she stomps.

She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy ’cause she
Looks like a flower
But she falls like a tree
That girl must weigh at least three-fifty.

She bangs, she bangs
I’m waking to the way she moves
No, I think it is a crime.
She reminds me
That the woman wears spiked heels all the time.

Shut up please, let me just snooze.
You wear me out like those clunky shoes.
You dance all night until that man goes home
Then you pace… yeah, baby.

Well if it looks like death
Should be a crime
You’d better lock me up for life.
I’ll do the time
With a smile on my face.
Thinking of her dangling
From her shoelace.

She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy ’cause it’s
Such an early hour
But she keeps waking me
I hate the girl in 1333.

She bangs, she bangs
I’m waking to the way she moves
No, I think it is a crime.
She reminds me
That a woman just stomps around all the time.

Man, if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
I’m gonna smack that bitch upside
I’m gonna rough her up
Till I knock her out
‘Cause she walks when she talks
And she talks when she walks

She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy ’cause she
Just has the power
To enrage me
Who takes a shower at 3:30?

She bangs, she bangs
I’m shaking every time she moves
Oh, I wish she was a mime.
She reminds me
That a woman’s got big shoes all the time.

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By the way, what’s up with Ricky Martin slowly turning into Rod Stewart? It’s breaking my heart, people.

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