Tag: Wonder Killer
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I’m such an asshole.
Here is my public apology. Dear stee and Dan, I resisted looking up the rules, because once stee was so adamant that I was wrong, I started to realize that my fifteen-year old recollection of the nuances of scoring pool might be a bit… off. But I couldn’t resist Wonder Killing myself.
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rule of pam: the worse you look, the more likely you will run into old friends
There is never a good time for you to wear your own t-shirt. I said this to stee last night as we got ready for the Rilo Kiley concert. I had just finished posting this, and realized I hadn’t worn mine yet. “Your Wonder Killer shirt?” stee asked. “You should wear it. It’s not like…
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The Coolest Thing That Didn’t Happen To Me This Week:
[readermail] Hey Pamie, Today I was wearing my brand-spankin’ new Wonder Killer t-shirt for the 1st time. I went to hear David Sedaris read and get my books signed. He’s very cool and funny. He was talking to those of us in the 1st 3 or so rows and signing our books. When he got…
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Three Stories
LA Story I felt my first real earthquake today. I mean one where I knew an earthquake was about to hit and then it did. I sat through lots of earthquakes when I lived in Palm Springs as a kid, but I don’t really remember them. We lived above the laundry facility at a hotel,…
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pamie.com Cool Kids, Take Five
We’ve had close to two hundred donations in less than one week. Thank you so much for raising over seven thousand dollars for children in Kancheepuram. Based on the Rupee to dollar conversion, the goal is now $11,428 to have every child sponsored. (that’s four hundred dollars more than I thought it was. I’m not…
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Can You Handle My Truth?
Okay, seriously. I’m still feeling bad about the other week, when I had too much wine and ended up forcing friends of mine to watch old videos of me in high school because I couldn’t believe how funny it was that my voice used to be deeper, and my friends were so funny, and I…
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Only Four Days Left!
An original Glarkware Now or Never: ships may 31 Get your own Wonder Killer t-shirt. The perfect shirt for the Know-It-All in your life who can’t help but tell the people at the next table the answer to the question they’re pondering. You know, the one who starts all of his or her sentences with…
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Pamie.com T-Shirt Alert!
An original Glarkware Now or Never: ships may 31 Get your own Wonder Killer t-shirt. The perfect shirt for the Know-It-All in your life who can’t help but tell the people at the next table the answer to the question they’re pondering. You know, the one who starts all of his or her sentences with…
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Wonder Killer
I no longer trust anyone using a pay phone. I realized that the other week, watching someone hunched over a pay phone, reading something off a crumpled piece of paper. Was he lost? What was he doing? Sure, not everybody can afford a cell phone, I know that. But homeboy’s standing next to a Pizza…