Why Why Moms Are Weird

Within 24 hours of posting information about my new book, someone was already complaining on Amazon. This person was nice enough to repeatedly state she was a fan of my writing, but found the title to be disappointing, and wildly lacking in imagination. I’d been planning to tell the story of how Why Moms Are Weird came to be, so here goes. Continue reading

writer’s ear + office ass = runner’s tears

Well, it’s official. Lately when I order my coffee from whichever boy is behind the counter that day, he calls me by my name and makes a joke about either my current order, or one I’ve had before. I’ve never had a coffee shop where people know me by name. This means I have logged some serious hours here, and the staff is very friendly. Continue reading

Los Angeles Kitten Alert!

I know it’s a blog cliche to write about cats. But what about brand new kittens?

What about brand new kittens who need a home?

What about kittens found by television’s Todd Robert Anderson?

Sure, other websites promise Kittens From Todd, but do they actually deliver? No.

But here at pamie.com, if you want a Todd-cuddled kitten, you got a Todd-cuddled kitten. Click the link and see for yourself. Continue reading

a short conversation

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Pam
Hello?

Todd
Hey, Pam. It’s Todd.

Pam
Hey.

Todd
I, uh, I read your story in the Cold Feet book.

Pam
Oh, wow. Hey, thanks.

Todd
Yeah.

Pam
That makes you officially the only person to have read it.

Todd
No.

Pam
Other than stee and people who are paid to read it? Yeah, I think it’s just you.

Todd
But you gave us this copy for free.

Pam
That’s probably why nobody’s read it. No investment.

Todd
Well, I read it. And… it’s… very… dirty.

Pam
Oh. Yeah. Heh. I guess it is.

Todd
I enjoyed it quite a bit.

Pam
Ha.

Todd
So.

Pam
Yeah.

Todd
How did you–how did you– what was– how–how– what was the process on that?

Pam
Heh. What are you asking me?

Todd
Did, did, was, how, with the publisher, were they — how did they react to it?

Pam
They said it was a little far-fetched.

Todd
I mean, you took the “Cold Feet” thing to the extreme.

Pam
That was accidental. We were just told to write a wedding story.

Todd
And that’s what came out?

Pam
Yeah.

Todd
Uh-huh. Interesting. And they… were they… did you… was that toned down?

Pam
Actually, a little. Yeah.

Todd
Wow.

Pam
I can’t believe you read it.

Todd
Of course I did. I’m reading the Stamps’s book next.

Pam
Me too!

Todd
Very different book.

Pam
Yes.

Todd
So. Anyway, I very much enjoyed your dirty story.

Pam
Thanks, Todd.
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What Your Friday Night Is Missing.

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The FILM PIGS are semi-proud to present: ALTERNATE DVD COMMENTARY.

Download a commentary from our web site, rent the DVD, and play them together for an authentic movie going experience right in your own home! (Authentic, assuming you go to the movies and are amazed at what pieces of crap they are.)

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For those of you in the know, we are offering these commentaries as a Podcast or newsfeed. You can find the link at the bottom of our homepage. Since this technology is designed to automatically update you when there’s new hilarious content, we won’t be sending an annoying email every time we post a new commentary. You will just have to content yourself with the unending offers for miracle weight loss, 100% natural member enhancement, and pleas for help transferring riches from
Africa.

For those of you who have no idea what were talking about but want to be informed by email when we do post new stuff, we will maintain a separate list just for you. Send us an email and let us know you want to be on that list. Also, forward us any email you get regarding 100% natural member enhancement. Thank you.

Todd Robert Anderson
Stephen Falk
Stephen J. Skelton
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