Tag: Shopping
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more post-mortem
I feel pretty lucky that the only time Ned ever called me on stage to introduce me to the live audience was to do an impression of a woman eating nachos, and it was between segments. Poor Irwin made it into clip show.
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my new obsession is apparently also your obsession.
Okay, I saw Oprah in these and she looked good. I’m nervous about buying something created by Nelly, but the man appreciates a tiny waist and a round thang in your face. Anybody tried Apple Bottoms yet? I’m thinking of ordering a pair. Specifically, these. [edited to add: Those of you who were outraged about…
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Victoria's Secret?
no boobs I’ve been thinking about getting a new car. Because that’s crazy talk, I instead fixed the AC in my car, and then went clothes shopping. Here’s the deal: I really hate buying bras. First of all, I think they are just way too expensive. You can buy ten pairs of panties for the…
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very loud sound
things that go poot in the night I don’t know when I’ll be able to update tomorrow, or if. I’ll be on the road for most of the morning, and then, you know, family and stuff. I’ll see what I can do. Last night Cal was making an insane amount of noise running around and…
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weekend lessons
you pick up a few things here and there. I’m going broke from everyone’s wish lists. It’s way too easy to just click and send. But in any event, thanks to Daniel, Erica and Kim, whose gifts arrived on Friday afternoon. Eric is starting to look jealous. The weekend was spent shopping, performing, eating, and…
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the sounds of silence?
oh yeah. i’m sorry. that’s christmas. My, oh my. It’s already Christmas time. That means it’s almost the year 2000. What’s Conan gonna do with his sketch? “In the year 2001” doesn’t really have the same ring. This also means it’s time to send out my Christmas cards. Last year I had a great time…
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shopping in hell
and living in squalor This weekend Eric and I decided that no matter what happened we were going to spend part of the weekend shopping. Which is exactly what we did.