Tag: Shopping

  • more post-mortem

    I feel pretty lucky that the only time Ned ever called me on stage to introduce me to the live audience was to do an impression of a woman eating nachos, and it was between segments. Poor Irwin made it into clip show.

  • my new obsession is apparently also your obsession.

    Okay, I saw Oprah in these and she looked good.  I’m nervous about buying something created by Nelly, but the man appreciates a tiny waist and a round thang in your face.   Anybody tried Apple Bottoms yet?  I’m thinking of ordering a pair.  Specifically, these.  [edited to add: Those of you who were outraged about […]

  • Victoria's Secret?

    no boobs I’ve been thinking about getting a new car. Because that’s crazy talk, I instead fixed the AC in my car, and then went clothes shopping. Here’s the deal: I really hate buying bras. First of all, I think they are just way too expensive. You can buy ten pairs of panties for the […]

  • Freakin'

    love me, love me not | with exclusive bonus footage. Well, I spent the first part of my morning deleting mail from people telling me that they love me when they don’t. They don’t love me at all. And I thought I was all cool and smart, not opening any of the attachments, but somehow […]

  • very loud sound

    things that go poot in the night I don’t know when I’ll be able to update tomorrow, or if. I’ll be on the road for most of the morning, and then, you know, family and stuff. I’ll see what I can do. Last night Cal was making an insane amount of noise running around and […]

  • weekend lessons

    you pick up a few things here and there. I’m going broke from everyone’s wish lists. It’s way too easy to just click and send. But in any event, thanks to Daniel, Erica and Kim, whose gifts arrived on Friday afternoon. Eric is starting to look jealous. The weekend was spent shopping, performing, eating, and […]

  • the sounds of silence?

    oh yeah. i’m sorry. that’s christmas. My, oh my. It’s already Christmas time. That means it’s almost the year 2000. What’s Conan gonna do with his sketch? “In the year 2001” doesn’t really have the same ring. This also means it’s time to send out my Christmas cards. Last year I had a great time […]

  • claws

    thinking about our home We are still debating the “get a new kitty” thing at the house.  Taylor is very vocal lately, which he has never been before.  He’s constantly at our sides, which he really never did.  He lets you pet him, he plays, he runs around the house.  He cries and moans until […]

  • shopping in hell

    and living in squalor This weekend Eric and I decided that no matter what happened we were going to spend part of the weekend shopping. Which is exactly what we did.