Tag: Eric
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I'm Hideous
not for the squeamish I like to think that I’m a relatively grown-up person who can handle things with a certain level of dignity. Maybe for the most part, I do. But not last night. Not at all.
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DRAMA!
maybe it will at least entertain you. ATTENTION! ATTENTION! We have reports that pamie actually changed a litter box and brought the old trashbag of used kitty litter all the way down to the dumpster. Rumors of a clean kitchen have been dispelled. But we have confirmed a cleaning of a litter box. The apartment…
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No Rest for the Worked.
too quiet, really. I like to think that I’m a completely independent woman who is capable of running her own life without the help of others. I like to think that. I know it’s not true. I know that I depend on others for fun, advice, help and favors. But I never realize just how…
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Whhhe-hew.
i think my eyelids just melted. (Spoilers inside for High Fidelity, so watch out.) Hot. Not like, “Oh, it’s warm outside, you might want to put on some shorts and sandals.” It’s like, “What are you doing wearing clothes, are you crazy?” hot. Hot. HOT. They (and I love calling them ‘They,’ by the way)…
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Shh.
i don’t know. I was just sitting here typing when I heard Eric’s voice. It’s on the television. He’s doing these cable commercials now for their cable modem service. It’s a bit jolting. It sounds like he’s in the other room asking me to buy something. The commercial makes me giggle, because he’s so damn…
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Victoria's Secret?
no boobs I’ve been thinking about getting a new car. Because that’s crazy talk, I instead fixed the AC in my car, and then went clothes shopping. Here’s the deal: I really hate buying bras. First of all, I think they are just way too expensive. You can buy ten pairs of panties for the…
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ih. ow. ih.
how to live my rock and roll lifestyle. 7:00am– Eric gets up for work. You don’t hear the alarm. You continue to sleep until the snooze kicks in while he’s in the shower. You feel like ass. As you grumble about him leaving the alarm on, you fall back asleep. 7:30am– Eric kisses you goodbye…
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Eric has a dilemma
and asks you for validation Due to incredible workload, today’s entry is written by eric. But there’s a brand new hissyfit up that I wrote a while ago on the Divas Redone. I’m not a bad person. Really. I just don’t know what to do in certain situations.
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Icy
don’t say the wrong thing to me, mister. Happy Birthday Matt Sadler. And if you’re livin’ in the Austin area, come down to the Caucus Club tonight or tomorrow, between 8 and 10 pm for the MOMfest Benefit. Come early to see Eric and Jeff do the famous Slap Happy Pappy sketch, and my ass’ll…
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The Next Big Thing
the entry that took five months I’m on a plane tomorrow. [scripty] YOU Another plane? PAMIE Get used to it. [/scripty] I know that some of you think I’ve been keeping some sort of big secret, or hiding things. I get the occasional e-mail, or the card in the mail that states, quite clearly, that…