Tag: Dork

  • Panting

    still trying to crank it all out So, I think I might go broke from the Christmas Card exchange. There are more of you this year than last. That’s okay. I asked for it. I’m still trying to get all of my work done. AOL’s IM is the devil, and I end up spending at…

  • Quit While You're Ahead

    no more whining So what happens when you complain too much about having to use a dial-up? You lose phone service. For two days. The phones were knocked out all down the street and we got to listen to drilling and digging outside our door all weekend. We finally got phone service again long enough…

  • Still Waiting

    and i’m just trying to not smash my computer This morning I got up early and walked two miles. Yes, I walked with the sun and the breeze and was generally just a happy girl. But that only sounds healthy until I tell you that I walked two miles because I got lost on my…

  • The Pouty Princess

    roasted and toasted Oh, people. I’ve got good friends. I know I have good friends because they said nice things about me last night and made sure I had things to drink and brought gifts and the meanest thing someone could come up with about is is that we’re bad tippers. To be honest, Eric…

  • Thoughts From Above

    on my way to PA. I’m not a big fan of flying. And this morning when I saw it was raining, I was even less of a fan. I don’t think I’ve flown during rain before, and it made me nervous. There’s also something about airports that makes me incredibly sad. All of those people…

  • Stupid!

    MY OWN FRUIT PIE! flashback: one month ago Eric and Pamie go to see a movie. Afterwards they stop to buy some clothing. When Eric goes to pay he realizes that he doesn’t have his check card anymore. He left it in the ATM when he pulled cash before the film. Even though The Eyes…

  • How To Throw a Karaoke Party

    you never know when you’ll need to know I’m tired of looking for apartments, calling apartments, the word “apartments” and the syllables that make up the word “apartments.” Therefore, I will pass on this bit of wisdom I’ve learned over the weekend. I thought it’d be a piece of cake, just walking up, renting a…

  • Carma

    a matter of time, i know. Okay. Deep breath. It was bound to happen. It’s probably a good thing that it happened. It needed to happen, maybe, even, kinda. There is a scratch. On the car.

  • I'm Hideous

    not for the squeamish I like to think that I’m a relatively grown-up person who can handle things with a certain level of dignity. Maybe for the most part, I do. But not last night. Not at all.

  • So Sexy When She Falls

    i just need to find someone with a bruise fetish I am really a klutz. I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I probably don’t talk about it all the time. But sometimes it just gets out of control and I’m just this jerky-freak girl who’s knocking everything over.