Category: Pamie

  • that girl gets around

    A few weeks ago I’m walking down Pico, headed toward a Starbucks, when this woman walks up beside me, asking a mailman if he’s got Triple A Plus. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Los Angeles, this means I’ve seen this woman in three different areas that are not close to each other…

  • The Ninth Annual Valentine’s Day Poems

    You know what happens when you have to write something for the ninth time, which means it’s not quite the tenth, so it isn’t as exciting and spectacular, and it all kind of snuck up on you because you were taking some much-needed time away from the internet, because sometimes you’ve got a lot of…

  • waiting.

    waiting.

    Lots of waiting. I turned in the final draft of Why Moms Are Weird: The Sitcom to ABC last Thursday. Today, we are supposed to learn its fate. Will they want to shoot the pilot? As I sit here, staring at my cell phone, waiting, I realize I’ve been gone from this site for a…

  • YouTube Superstar

    Congratulations to Frank (You might know him as Puppethead Frank), who has shot to the top of the YouTube food chain with his series

  • sushikulous.

    sushikulous.

    It’s been exactly one year since I last blogged from this free-wireless/sushi bar inside the airport, and once again I’m in love. But this time, I’ve got a MacBook. Why is it so hard to find free wireless in an airport? Why is JFK the only airport that truly loves you?

  • sisters.

    sisters.

    i lost about fifty pictures i took on this trip (which seems to happen whenever I take pictures of my relatives), so of course this is one of the few that remained. but, you know, it’s probably the most appropriate. Q: Why do I hear “Smack That” blasting from the street outside the house? A:…

  • dear jack and josie,

    dear jack and josie,

    You are two of the best things about coming home. Thank your mom for sending me this picture. Calling a doctor due to the overdose of cute going on in here, -Aunt Pamie

  • maybe we should blame the spice girls.

    So, Irwin’s hoping I’ll start some sort of comedy blog war with his latest post. Really, the main problem I have is continuing to refer to him by his online handle. The man is nothing like the character name he’s hiding behind, so it never sticks in my head. But. Let me just say that…

  • ego boost

    Why Women Aren’t Funny tries to flatter me by calling me smarter, prettier, more magical and gifted and that’s why I’m never going to be as funny as a male counterpart. The flattery isn’t working. I’d much prefer a man just said the truth: “I don’t want you to be funny, because I’d like one…

  • how to write your first draft.

    how to write your first draft.

    It’s easy! It goes a little something like this: