Category: Pamie

  • store stories

    say i’m the only bee in your bonnet Yesterday afternoon I stopped in the store to pick up a few items. While wandering though the frozen food section, I saw two young girls staring slack-jawed into one of the freezer doors. I had to see what had stopped them in their tracks. As I approached,…

  • being eric malkovich

    it’s just a quick portal jump Yesterday afternoon. Inside Eric’s head D’oh! I forgot to get cat food again. Maybe pamie picked some up. “Mmm-him-hmm-hmm-heehmm Water! She’s got, duh-da, duh-da-im-him-hum, Lady!” I love this song. Oh, quick turn! Pamie would have closed her eyes when I made that turn if she were here. Let’s see,…

  • Oh, Man.

    hiding under the futon didn’t help Sometimes you look up and it’s already time to go home. It’s not even a good excuse for not having an entry today, but that’s the only one I got right now. Birthday Week is still going on, since someone told me it’s not over until the last present’s…

  • Thursdays Are Killing Me

    thursdays are killing me it’s time for the friday link-a-lot So, I open the Austin Chronicle yesterday afternoon, and who do I see but Paul and Andy. I’ve never seen Andy with a mohawk before. Well, if you’re gonna do an article on nudity in Austin theatre, you’d better call Andy. I’m just sayin’.

  • Clutter

    this kind of thing is my bag, baby. Well, I wasn’t going to do an entry at all, and then Friends was some sort of “Best of” episode with clips of old shows, and I hate that, so here I am. And then I just can’t sit through any more of Thursday night’s lineup until…

  • An Actor Speaks

    I may get kicked out of the club, here. Dear Non-Actors, I’m speaking on behalf of the acting community, here. I’m about to tell you something for your own good. It’s risky for me to do this, and I’m aware that just yesterday I was pimping Jeff, but here goes: Don’t date us.

  • Don't Let Me Watch Your Kids

    and give it up for another Cute Single Boy of the Week We’ve got a forum topic going on disgusting things you’ve found in someone’s house, and it brought back a terrible memory of the Last Time Pamie Ever Really Considered Baby-sitting As a Form of Income. First of all, I should explain that I…

  • Party Girl

    Party Girl

    almost out of birthday week Well, Birthday Week is quickly coming to a close, but I did have a rather fun time at my party this weekend. Since the digital camera is the new toy of the house, people were taking pictures left and right (that is, until the batteries died). They didn’t sign wavers…

  • I'm All Over the Place

    step inside my world. it’s messy. Okay, first of all, I did have an entry for yesterday. But I was too cocky and I ended up losing it when my browser crashed. I don’t want to talk about it. Just know it was a brilliant entry about music and CDs and my CD changer that…

  • Club Protege’s in the house, yo.

    Club Protege’s in the house, yo.

    (Dad, you probably don’t want to read this one.) I’ve discussed my problems with my car before, but to be honest, I’ve never really showed you the way I treat my car. I suppose my car has all of its ticks and quirks in response to my total apathy towards its appearance.