Single girl lesson #46 is to check your messages before you go out to meet friends. They probably called to cancel, and you didn’t know because your were getting you ass kicked in the new level in your comedy class that you now feel completely unqualified to be in. Then you can find out that…

Why You Don’t Want to Get Involved Monday night and all of yesterday morning was spent filing my taxes. Once that was over I slipped into a small coma. I don’t want to look at another receipt for at least a year. And I already realized that I’m over three months into bad tax recording…

this is very hard I’ve been putting this entry off. Right now, as I’m starting, I’m filled with an incredible amount of anxiety. But I think I’ve put it off for too long. Lately I’ve suddenly felt a bit more protective of my personal life. And the reason is simple: over the past year, I…

are you in a disaster or just a debacle? First of all, my friends are funny. Check out the latest entries from Omar, Allison and stee. I almost didn’t bother writing because they’re funnier than anything I’m going to write today, anyway. But I’ve been thinking about this common conversation that Ray and I have.…

Your America West Itinerary Travel Itinerary Thank you for choosing America West for your airline. Below is your travel itinerary. We’ve done everything you can to remind you that you’re flying America West at all times. We know that you’re going home to surprise your father for his birthday, so we’re going to make sure…

pamie and stee give will ferrell more fodder We’ve bashed the The Lipton before. We wanted to do it again. Mike Myers was on Inside the Actor’s Studio. Because Mike’s actually funny, we had more fun listening to just James speak. Here, word-for-word, is half of the interview: the half that James Lipton said. It’s…

grammys and hissyfits Oh, man. I’m just surrounded in work this week, guys. Sorry about the neglect. The Grammys. What the hell do I know, really? Steely Dan. U2. Joni Mitchell. You can’t win a Grammy without Medicaid. And there’s something wrong with your awards show if you have so many performances you don’t have…

i just had a busy weekend Yeah, so anyway. Totally not dead. I just had a busy weekend. I was either performing or at a show every day, and I had company and people from out of town and there was television to watch and games to play and dinners to eat and sleep to…

Taylor checks in Bonjour. It iz I. Taylor! Can you feel zee fake happy in mah voice? Yes, I thought so. I am a most unhappy fuzzybutt, indeed. Do not get me wrong. I am enjoying zis Calfornia. Zee weather iz quite nice, and zee people are very very friendly indeed. It iz a larger…