Category: Pamie

  • Like you wouldn’t check this site every other day if it was your book?

    Someone must have bought like, two copies of my book today, as my ranking shot up to 6000 from 14,000. Thanks, Internet Stranger!

  • I Must Get Young Again

    The first year I moved here I bought tickets to Coachella because it was the Jane’s Addition reunion tour. When the weekend finally rolled around (it’s a weekend in the desert with like, eighty bands), I realized something important: I was too old for a weekend festival. The thought of going and sleeping in a…

  • If You Lived Here…

    I was just thinking about you guys as I went for a walk. Well, I was thinking about some of you, with your “Siberian-like” temperatures and miserable, freezing conditions. I was thinking about you because I was walking along, all casual, wearing a tank top. It didn’t feel fair, exactly, but that’s why my rent…

  • “I haven’t talked to Michael in at least 5 years.”

    Michael Jackson needs his “friends” to shut up. My favorite part is when Gregory points out that Santa Claus also has weird fixations with children, but that doesn’t make him a pedophile. Brilliant!

  • Wonder Killer

    I no longer trust anyone using a pay phone. I realized that the other week, watching someone hunched over a pay phone, reading something off a crumpled piece of paper. Was he lost? What was he doing? Sure, not everybody can afford a cell phone, I know that. But homeboy’s standing next to a Pizza…

  • on stealing

    Pamie: I’ve been reading Julia’s web-site: tequilamockingbird and it seems she has become a victim of plagiarism. To quote Julia, this moron sounds like a complete “asshat.” I read his site and I wonder if he’s really that moronic, or if it’s all just an act. In any case, he has stolen from her, and…

  • viewer mail

    Hello & thank you,      I bought your book Why Girls are Weird yesterday at Target while shopping with my mom and sis- by the way I sacrificed buying a very cute purse in order to buy your book instead (lol) so I was hoping the book would turn out to be a good read…

  • Almost Famous

    Speaking of pretty music, why aren’t you downloading everything off the Damn Millionaires website? They’re gonna be super famous. “House on Fire” was on our holiday mix CD, which means it circulated around many parts of the country (and Canada). What have you done to help the DM’s?

  • It’s Like Having All Of My CD’s In My Car!

    People of Los Angeles, turn your radio dials to 103.1 right now. Holy crap! Yes! Radiohead followed by Postal Service, followed by the Beastie Boys (circa Paul’s Boutique) followed by old REM and then the Pixies and then the Police and then U2, Social Distortion, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots and the B-52’s (from Wild Planet!)…