Category: Blog
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punch drunk
billy blanks beats me up Shh! Listen! Do you hear that? That sort of high-pitched scream? That’s my thighs.
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“dear diary”
how three little dots changed my life I was testing out Microsoft’s html editor. So far it’s a bit nicer than the Netscape one I was using. But once I tried to look at it online it looked like crap. I’m pissed off about it. I’m getting a bit tired of the way my entries…
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giddie-yow!
why i need vacation training I need to learn how to take a vacation. I get so excited in advance. “This weekend is going to totally rock!” (Yeah, I still say “totally,” I used to live in Palm Springs, give me a break…) Then I work really hard to get all of my stuff done…
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pearls and poodles
both cross the line And like that, we’re already a quarter into the year. So I’m driving to rehearsal yesterday and I hear on the radio, “Dude! Can you play the new Pearl Jam song?”
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old friends
the best kind of surprise phone call In case there were any worries, I’m not planning to end my site any time soon. I see this has been a trend in the online journal community lately, and there seems to be something in the air once we get to the end of each month (“ih. …
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ticket to ride
pamie gets her motor runnin’ Yesterday I did something I’ve never done before. I drove a race car.
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oh, baby baby
she’s just a baby Because it’s about time I talked about her. Because I’m tired of hearing about her. Because I can’t get her damn song out of my head. I shall share my pain with you. This pain is known as Britney Spears.
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needing some neosporin
martha stewart, i’m not We got new sheets this weekend. I was tired of flannel sheets. I was tired of the way they collected hair and lint and fur and little bits of black things that I didn’t want to reflect on. I was tired of sweating during my naps. I was tired of feeling…