Category: Blog

  • comedy and poker

    when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em Sorry, this will be short.  I’m in a training class today, so I’m using my lunch hour to update. I am no longer playing poker.  I have lost $50 in three weeks and I’m just not having fun anymore.  I had a much better time just…

  • oh, man

    everybody just be quiet for a second. Ow.  Ow.  Ow. You have to know that I rarely drink.  I’ll have like a couple beers now and then.  I don’t really like the taste.  Unfortunately, last night we found a drink that I don’t really taste the taste.  I had too many. Today, I feel like…

  • i’m tired

    and xeney tried to start some shit I am so tired.  This whole week every day I get up I’m just a little more tired.  Last night was long– after work I went straight to rehearsal and then we had a performance.  I hadn’t eaten, and I was really tired and mopey.  The place where…

  • everyone hates me

    but mostly bill pullman It’s official.I’ve received my best e-mail ever. Here it is, in all it’s glory:

  • daddy?

    living with eric’s new alias Eric’s new thing is to call himself “Daddy.”  He doesn’t say it in that “Who’s your daddy” sort of way with a slap on my hip or anything.  He just uses it in casual conversation. It started with a “It hurts Daddy when you say that,” which came from Dr.…

  • blair which?

    a short film with four characters (no spoilers unless you want ’em) the time:  last night. the place:  my car. the characters:  eric, pam, chuy, cathy

  • blackout

    it’s all over Friday morning I was completely asleep at ten twenty when there was a loud knocking on my door.  Oh, shit.  The cable guy.  If I don’t get it now and he leaves, I’m screwed. I bolted out of bed and ran across the apartment.  “I’m coming!  Hold on!”  I shouted at the…

  • Hello.  I love you, let me tell you my name

    Hello. I love you, let me tell you my name

    an open letter to Ricky Martin Dear Ricky Martin, Yesterday I was coming home from work and I had a terrible scare.  I realized that the entire day yesterday I did not once hear your toe-tapping, butt-shaking, heart-pounding hit “Livin’ La Vida Loca.”  How could that be possible?  There’s no way that your song could…

  • smarmy hosts

    eric doesn’t play nice when he’s hungry Sometimes the scene is better when you can’t see it. Yesterday Eric and I went to dinner at an Austin restaurant that is distinctly Austin (read:  “slacker” waiters, wait time, good queso).  We walked in and Eric said, “How come we always have to wait for a table?”…

  • i got burned

    scary movie spoilers inside I had a hard time sleeping last night.  Come to think of it, I was sort of tossing and turning the night before.  I was afraid, you see. I am terrified of the Blair Witch Project.