Category: Blog
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comedy and poker
when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em Sorry, this will be short. I’m in a training class today, so I’m using my lunch hour to update. I am no longer playing poker. I have lost $50 in three weeks and I’m just not having fun anymore. I had a much better time just…
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everyone hates me
but mostly bill pullman It’s official.I’ve received my best e-mail ever. Here it is, in all it’s glory:
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blair which?
a short film with four characters (no spoilers unless you want ’em) the time: last night. the place: my car. the characters: eric, pam, chuy, cathy
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Hello. I love you, let me tell you my name
an open letter to Ricky Martin Dear Ricky Martin, Yesterday I was coming home from work and I had a terrible scare. I realized that the entire day yesterday I did not once hear your toe-tapping, butt-shaking, heart-pounding hit “Livin’ La Vida Loca.” How could that be possible? There’s no way that your song could…
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smarmy hosts
eric doesn’t play nice when he’s hungry Sometimes the scene is better when you can’t see it. Yesterday Eric and I went to dinner at an Austin restaurant that is distinctly Austin (read: “slacker” waiters, wait time, good queso). We walked in and Eric said, “How come we always have to wait for a table?”…
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i got burned
scary movie spoilers inside I had a hard time sleeping last night. Come to think of it, I was sort of tossing and turning the night before. I was afraid, you see. I am terrified of the Blair Witch Project.