Category: Blog
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things we said today
stuff i want them to take back and things i want to keep hearing forever. I’ve been thinking about the voices in my head lately, the ones who have said things in the past that I’ve never forgotten. To clear up some space for some new voices, I have decided to write these down and…
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i've got a nice beat, and you can bug out to me.
i just never took it so literally. Ugh! Ih! Ih! Ih! I should just go home right now. I need to go home and start my weekend and just get a whole bunch of work done and pretend that the past five minutes didn’t just happen because they have been too damaging. Yih! I went…
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an open letter to sally jesse raphael.
single mother searching for aspirin, cigarettes Dear Sally Jessie Raphael, Somehow over the past few months I’ve become a mother. Not like a “Pamie’s pregnant! Call the press!” kind of mother, but I am very much in charge of these two cats that live in my apartment. I have two cats, Sally. One is five…
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things i'd rather be doing today
and introducing the cute single boy of the week eating ice cream. feeding someone ice cream. getting a pedicure. getting a haircut. letting someone wash my hair. taking a really long nap followed by a really good stretch. The kind where your toes touch one end of the bed and your fingertips touch the other.…
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Bowling for Love
the special late-night Sunday entry The weather has completely changed over the past two days and it’s making me feel strange. That and I had stopped dry cleaning my sweaters because I thought I didn’t need them anymore and Cal totally puked in my favorite blue one that I’ll probably never wear again. [db] That’s…
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Look at You!
people are coming, for christ’s sake. First: a joke for the Pittsburgh people. Have you seen the new Pennsylvania quarters? Yeah, you can tell by the Giant Iggle on the back. Bah-dum-bum. Feel free to pass that one around, but give me credit. Anyway…
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More Letters
letting you read my mail again. Dear Beer, I’m tired of your trickery. I can have three or four beers on a weekend evening and be completely fine the next day, but if I try and have a couple of beers on a Tuesday night you make me feel absolutely horrible the next day. It…
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Things That Make You Go "Ihhhh."
not like it isn’t my fault, really. So I’m worried. About a few things. I’m worried that I’m not the right person to show people Austin. I’ve got about four days left to become a cool Austin person before stee gets here and I’m supposed to be the one to show him how cool this…