Pamela Ribon

Category: Blog

  • Goals

    in case you were wondering Ray was tired of me sitting around feeling sorry for myself on Friday morning and had me write down a list of things I want to do with my life. Because I didn’t want to write them in Sharpie on the walls of our porch like he did, he’s made…

  • Flaws

    in case you were wondering I work until I get sick. I worked until I got sick this week. I have the ability to make myself so nervous that I end up getting sick. This used to happen whenever I moved to a new city and started a new school. I’d get so nervous and…

  • Slob

    i’m a big not moving sack of worthlessness This new Springer cam depresses the hell out of me. I miss when Jerry Springer was fun to watch. That was like, four years ago, I know. I know that. I can hold onto a dream like no one else. For real. My David Blaine recap is…

  • Hello, December

    i know nothing and then just go back to work Wow. I couldn’t have been more wrong on yesterday’s predictions. Actually, I guess I didn’t really do any predictions, but rather discussed who should have been nominated, but check this list out:

  • This Doesn't Make Me Old.

    Comedy does not age well.

  • It's a Shame About Ray

    come on, you knew there was going to be that title here eventually I’m currently engaging in “careful typing,” as I recently returned from getting a manicure. I know. Yesterday I discuss laughing over The New Yorker and today I’m all getting my nails done. Allow myself to defend…myself. The weather here is dryer and…

  • I Best Recognize

    not too late I don’t think it’s too late to do this. In fact, it’s what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’m thankful that I got to go home this past weekend. I’m thankful that not only I got to spend time with my family, I also got to spend time…

  • I am a Thanksgiving Orphan

    Michelle’s holiday guest entry Dear Squishy Readers, I am a Thanksgiving orphan. The last time I went home for Thanksgiving was my freshman year of college. That’s when my parents stopped gracing me with an invite. It could have been due to my colorful language when saying grace or the fact that I spiked my…

  • Panting

    still trying to crank it all out So, I think I might go broke from the Christmas Card exchange. There are more of you this year than last. That’s okay. I asked for it. I’m still trying to get all of my work done. AOL’s IM is the devil, and I end up spending at…

  • Monday Already?

    this holiday week might kill me Okay, first of all– Listen. Sometimes you just write a little stream-of-consciousness entry about the thoughts running through your head when you take a bath because you’re stressed out about work and money and changing your entire life. It doesn’t mean that you’re pregnant. I’d like to thank everyone…