Category: Blog

  • Deconstructing Friends

    so no one told you life was gonna be this way… I’ve been thinking lately about friends. More specifically, I’ve been thinking about Friends. With syndication the way it is, I can catch up on Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Ross and Rachael twice a night, three times on Thursdays. I’ve practically grown up with them…

  • character actress

    I’m learning The comedy class I’m in is right now working on character development. This is something that I enjoy doing once I’m in it, but have a hard time letting myself do right away. I find that quite often the character I develop is based off someone I know, or something I do, and…

  • always be showered

    how hollywood works I think I’m going to have to start getting up earlier so I’m prepared for whatever this town has to throw at me. Luckily yesterday, instead of trying to find a breakfast taco, I took a shower instead. Right afterwards I got a phone call: “Wanna shoot a scene for a movie…

  • taco craving

    the pouty princess returns I am in a bad mood, people. Watch out. I just want to get up in the morning and have a breakfast taco. I can’t seem to do that. Sure, I could go out and buy the ingredients necessary for a breakfast taco and then make the thing myself, but that’s…

  • She Bangs

    Ode to an Upstairs Neighbor Talk to me, tell me your name You wake me up like it’s all a game. You wear those shoes, and now I’m ticking away Like a bomb… yeah baby Talk to me, give me a sign You’re runnin’ round like a house on fire. You wear big shoes And…

  • Die, Coffee Bean Girl. Die. Die.

    teeth and nails Okay, so I wrote this entire entry and then the machine crashed, so I’m not so happy right now. I’m writing it again. I just heard The Corrs for the first time. I remember hating their music when they were called Wilson Phillips. Come on, you know Carnie’s pissed somewhere, with her…

  • menstrual

    there’s no “pre” here. watch out. Okay, all y’all just listen. I’m only going to say all this shit once, so pay attention. Hi. I’m pamie’s uterus. And let me tell you. I am angry as hell today. Angry! Aaaaangry! Who’s that talking in the back? Huh? Do you have something to share with the…

  • squishycon 2001

    squishycon 2001

    my humble take on a convention devoted to me. This entry would have been up earlier if I hadn’t gotten locked out of my house on my porch after giving an interview this afternoon. I had been outside for so long I guess Ray thought I had left. Then the phone never stopped ringing. Hi,…

  • go.

    but come back, okay? I worked all day and I’m crazy-tired. Go read my Popstars recap, as that’s what I did all day long. No, and seriously, it’s funny. I promise. And stee asked me to remind y’all that he’s recapping Temptation Island now. Oh, God, people. It’s Squishycon tomorrow. I can’t even tell you…

  • learning more lessons

    can you go home again? Sometimes Your Parents Are Wrong, But It’s Best To Approach It Delicately Dear Dad, Here’s the history of >77 Sunset Strip. And, don’t get me wrong. I really love the barbershop quartet ending you’ve tacked on to the show, but… well, here, listen to the theme song of 77 Sunset…