Author: Pamie
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okay, XM, I’m guessing it’s on purpose…
…because this morning after you played a “30 Days of Coldplay” promo, you went right into Radiohead’s “Exit Music (For a Film).”
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Dear XM radio:
I can’t tell if someone working there is an idiot, or a complete genius. Do you know that you’re starting your “30 Days of Coldplay” promo with six seconds of Radiohead? Because you are. It’s a shiv to the tummies of Radiohead fans. You’re playing “Paranoid Android,” and then moving into “Viva la Vida.” If…
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An Open Letter to My Cat.
Dear Cal, Are we currently starring in some kind of romantic comedy together? Or are you planning on auditioning for a Will Ferrell movie or something? Because our time together lately, if montaged with a kicky Katrina and the Waves song in the background, looks like something Touchtone Pictures would proudly present. Maybe you’re mad…
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Shameless Pimping: For Reasons Unknown
Andi Teran and Jeff Long wrote a play and got into the NYC International Fringe Festival! It’s called For Reasons Unknown and it’s fantastic. Don’t miss it, because you’re going to feel really stupid when you skipped out on the best thing happening in NYC.
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currently reading:
Chuck Palahniuk: Snuff Jodi Picoult: My Sister’s Keeper Jill Bolte Taylor: My Stroke of Insight: A Brain Scientist’s Personal Journey David Sedaris: When You Are Engulfed in Flames
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my hands are thai’d.
I have had a rough time lately. Consequently, my shoulders have been resting pretty much at my earlobes twenty-four seven. So on my way home today, I decided to treat myself to a massage. It turned out to be more than the soothing Swedish touch I was expecting. Shortly after it began I did that…
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one. oh.
Ten years ago right now I wondered what would happen if I started writing a web diary. Ten years. I haven’t had any address in my entire life as long as I’ve had pamie.com. Very few things last an entire decade. I thought I should do something special to commemorate it, as it’s not often…
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save your jokes, folks.
Benjamin Nugent: American Nerd: The Story of My People (There’s no joke you could make about me in this situation that I haven’t already said to myself, about myself.)