Do you know how many people want to talk to me every day about the Milkshake song? A lot. A lot a lot. To where people like Annie are sending me links about the deconstruction of the lyrics of the song. pamie.com is the official Milkshake headquarters. I do have nice boobs, though.

They’re up and running over here, and they couldn’t have done it without her help.

In my attempt to be Debt Free By 30, I am trying to get rid of unnecessary expenses. So yesterday I cancelled my $10/month sitemeter account, as I spend way too much time going through my referral logs anyway (some people play solitaire, I click links). But it’s left an ugly sitemeter symbol on every…

I did not know him, but he was a good friend to many of my friends in Austin. Margaret Cho writes about Charlie Shannon.

There have been times when I run in pajama pants, and stee always jokes that I look not unlike an escaped patient, running in my pj’s. So he bought these nice pants for me that are actually made for absorbing sweat and don’t need to be cuffed at the bottom. But they are rather tight,…

You may have seen my friend Guil on television. I helped write his webpage.

New Entry.

…who had a much better time with Kiefer at Vermont than we did. The man must own a part of the restaurant, because when we were waiting with him in the parking lot, the valet shouted, “See you tomorrow, Kiefer!”

A rare midnight post. I’m working at “Reality Show Coming To a Television Near You That There’s A 68% Chance Dan Will Have To Recap At Some Point.” In the past, this is when I’d fill my break with cigarettes and coffee. If there’s one thing I miss about my days at IBM years and…

I like how long people have to hold that first note of “Happy Birthday” while they wait for the rest of the room to join in. So help me in wishing Dan a happy birthday.