It’s very tempting to answer this question with one word.

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Hi Pamie,

I just discovered your site a few weeks ago and you are one of my new favorite people. :)

Discovering your site was also a bit of Kismet because I’m a writer who’s been circling around the idea of writing a screenplay for about a year now. (I only ever wrote novels before). I know one of your biggest pieces of advice to aspiring screenwriters is to get themselves to Hollywood. Well, I’m already there! Lived near LA my whole life!

But now, I’m having a different worry…am I too old to start pursuing screenwriting? Don’t laugh: I’m 27. I know I’m not exactly ancient, but isn’t Hollywood a YOUNG person’s game? I know it’ll probably be at least a couple years before I write anything remotely good screenplay-wise. And it will probably be longer than that before I might see any kind of success (if at all). And I’m just worried that by the time I’ve got a handle on this screenwriting thing all the whippersnappers coming up behind me will steal all the work because Hollywood likes ‘em young.

Am I just being crazy paranoid? Should I just keep writing and let the chips fall where they may?

Thanks,
Beth
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Beth, you are 27. You aren’t too old for most things. You can probably still get away with pigtails, knee socks with happy faces on them, having a shot of tequila after a night of drinking any other kind of liquor, texting an ex and having it still somehow come off as adorable, crying in public, joining an “artistic collective,” claiming you don’t know how to make a cup of coffee, or having a refrigerator with only condiments inside.

You are a baby. In terms of being a writer, you are just at the point where people will begin to think you have something to say that’s worth saying. You are now supposed to have “lived” and “experienced things” and learned a bit of the craft. You say you’ve written novels, so it’s not like you just wandered into a room and said, “I’d like to try this whole storytelling thing. Do I need a pen or a laptop?”

And yes, it will take a while before you think you’ve written something good, but the truth is you could already be a working screenwriter for years before you think you’ve written something good. Unless you’re talking about selling everything you own to live in a trailer for a year determined to write one screenplay that will sell immediately and support you for the rest of your life, I don’t think there’s any reason to evaluate whether or not you can “try” screenwriting.

Anybody can find out if they want to be a screenwriter. No matter where you live. Because the very first step is to write a screenplay. For anyone. If you haven’t done that yet, you aren’t deciding if you want to be a screenwriter. Nobody has offered to let you be one yet. There’s no sale. There’s no producer giving you a call. You don’t even have something to print or email. Write the script. See how that feels. Then see if you feel like writing another one.

Listen: Many of you won’t finish that first one, and a whole lot more of you won’t feel like writing that second one. And that’s okay. It means you didn’t want to be a screenwriter. But don’t blame it on your age or your location or your parents or your kids or your spouse or your job or The Black List.

Beth, you say you’ve been thinking about writing a screenplay for a year now. You could have already written it in that time! Even if you only spent half an hour every other day for this entire year, you could have written it. If you only wrote on Sunday evenings, or during American Idol or when you normally check your favorite hate-read — you could have written it by now. And then you’re closer to asking this question about your age and if it’s worth it. Are you worried you’ll be wasting your time writing a script that won’t sell? Because if that’s what stopped people from writing scripts nobody would write a single script because the reality is the massive majority of them don’t sell. Even for the writers who are professional screenwriters — most of them have unpublished scripts sitting somewhere, collecting dust.

But those scripts, if they were good, probably got them meetings and opportunities. Those scripts opened doors and made connections. Those scripts were discussed and sent around and brought them into the world of screenwriting. No matter how old they were. Your age isn’t printed on your script. You don’t even have to use your real name. If your writing is good, if your story is strong, people will want your script. Case in point: I don’t have a produced feature credit, but I’ve sold and optioned screenplays, and continue to get work in features.

Sidenote: I’m not crazy enough to try to make a living off of being a screenwriter alone. I couldn’t. Nor could I afford a roof over my head if I were only a novelist. If you think being a screenwriter is something you just become and then do for a living, like a normal-person trade, you are mistaken. You will have other jobs while you are pursuing screenwriting, and odds are you will have other jobs while you’re actively a screenwriter.

Don’t look for excuses not to write. Look for time to get it finished. That’s so much more important, and something you actually need to write a screenplay. You need time. Find it and use it. I suggest using all the time you’re spending wondering if it’s worth it to start typing and find out if it was.

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Have you ever thought the odds were stacked against you, only to learn your biggest obstacle was yourself? Think Beth needs more tough-love, or do you think she has a good point and I’m being naive? Share your story in the comments below.

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