Hello! It’s the fancy, shiny, new face for pamie.com! Special thanks to Glark for his patience.

Example of patience:

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DAVE
Why do you have sixteen font tags in a row before the word “Taylor”?

ME
I don’t know.

DAVE
It’s a post from 1999.

ME
Oh! Because I was using Netscape Explorer to write code back then.

DAVE
It is crazytown. And why so many pages for one entry?

ME
That’s how you made revenue back in the ChickClick days.

DAVE
Why are there so many blockquotes?!

ME
I stopped learning code in the fall of 2000 and I never looked back.

DAVE
I’m gonna go for a walk.
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Also thanks to Chris Huff and Sara Morrison for their continued suffering.

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CHRIS
So I worked up an old entry about when you hear Pearl Jam’s version of Last Kiss for the first time and then heard it on the radio less than a day later. Am I slowly being transported back to 1999 one song at a time? Could this be the plot of a book that Oprah would pick for book club?

SARA M
I just got to the part where you puked your guts out in an alley. Also, you wrote an entry about tampons. WHYYY?

PAMIE
Sorry.

SARA M
Can I put the “Dork” tag on every entry?

CHRIS
I did.
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We’re still doing a little renovating through the older years, but I hope you like the new digs. I’ll try not to go six years without a renovation next time. At this point, I’m pretty sure Glark won’t let me.