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PAMIE
Mom. Mom! Richard Grieco just walked into this coffeeshop.

MOM
Who? Oh. From 90210.

PAMIE
21 Jump Street.

MOM
Which one was he, again?

PAMIE
Booker. He’s the one who was not Johnny Depp. … Which I bet he hears all the time, including in his nightmares. He had the spin-off, remember? Booker?

MOM
I don’t think I watched that show.

PAMIE
Oh, you know who would have loved this? Dad. Remember he used to always tease me for watching that show. Well, I don’t know if he was teasing, or if he really just liked saying Booker over and over again in that weird voice.

MOM
Yeah, I didn’t watch it. I don’t like Shatner.

PAMIE
… No, Mom, that’s… that’s TJ Hooker.

MOM
Well, what did you say?

PAMIE
I said Booker.

MOM
What?

PAMIE
Booker.

MOM
Why are you saying it like that?

PAMIE
Because he’s standing right next to me! I’m trying to be quiet!

MOM
I can’t stand Shatner.

PAMIE
Not TJ Hooker, Ma. Booker.

MOM
I remember now. I didn’t watch that show, either.

PAMIE
No, you didn’t. Anyway, that dude’s standing right next to me.

MOM
I just don’t know why anybody likes Shatner.
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