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[readermail]Hi there.

You are receiving this correspondence because 1) You said you wanted to get booze in the mail as part of the Pamie.com Love Your Peers by Plying Them with Alcohol Outreach Program, 2) You sent me both your email AND your shipping address, and 3) you have more class than Paris Hilton. Following is a list of participants in the Pamie.com Love Your Peers by Plying Them with Alcohol Outreach Program and their corresponding addresses. Unless someone has a reasonable objection, this list will serve as “the order” in which packages of debauchery are shipped. The rules of participation are simple: The person preceding you on the list (below) will send you a package. Drink and enjoy. Send to the person directly following you on the list the means to imbibe the alcoholic beverage of your choice. Since we here at the Pamie.com Love Your Peers by Plying Them with Alcohol Outreach Program do not condone drinking alone unless your heart has just been broken or no one else is around, please provide the recipient a quantity of alcohol great enough that he/she may invite a friend over. The friend will be useful later during The Night of Enjoyment, as the designated friend can take scandalous photos of the alcohol recipient. The Pamie.com Love Your Peers by Plying Them with Alcohol Outreach Program has also created a blog to share your stories of enjoyment. You have all been granted the ability to post to this blog. Detailing your night’s debauchery is mandatory. Thanks.[/readermail]