Today in game show host death news.

Boy, did it take me forever one day last week to convince the people I work with that this was an actual television show. Or that the point of said game show was for its contestants to deal with the myriad perils of these.

Well, now they know. And now he’s gone.

The whammy tolls next for thee, Woolery. And when he kicks it, the blog headline will read, clearly, “Two and two…TO DEATH!”