Year: 2005
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I wish I could figure
I wish I could figure out how to cure this staph infection, as I’m really fucking sick of taking 500mg of Keflex every day.
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Dear Aspen…
[readermail] Dear Eddie Izzard, Sorry I made an ass out of myself standing next to you on a staircase. See, Jessica really likes you, and I do, too, but I wanted her to see she was standing next to you. I’m sorry I kind of pushed her into you while you were trying to dial…
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dan hearts Project Runway
Your reading assignment today is the PopGurls interview with Project Runway castaway Vanessa, who kind of ruled but whose tenure on the show was cut painfully short while other undeserving souls contined to live on. Wendy Pepper, how on earth can you sleep at night? Go say hi to the PopGurls, who also interviewed the…
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Virtual Book Tour: The Trouble Boy, by Tom Dolby
Visit author Tom Dolby’s site. Check out The Trouble Boy on Amazon. For further questions on VBT, please contact the great Kevin Smokler, Welcome to the latest edition of The Virtual Book Tour! This time around, it’s The Trouble Boy, by Tom Dolby. The author, before you ask, is not the same Tom Dolby responsible…
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The Seventh Annual Valentine’s Day Poems
Our luggage was late. I got home close to midnight. Forgive me for them taking so long. This year’s poems were written by a variety of talented friends who were trapped at the Denver Airport with me, and our driver Dan. Enjoy.
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dan previews tomorrow on da blog
Coming up tomorrow…the return of The Virtual Book Tour, featuring Tom Dolby’s The Trouble Boy in the spotlight. I suspect Pamie might post something before that, but that’s on the menu for tomorrow, with a side of tater tots and the steamed vegetable of the day. Mmmmm…delicious literature.
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dan says let penguins be penguins
Fag penguins, that is. I don’t know what byzantine Googling stream of consciousness led Tracie to this article, but she wanted to share it with me, and I wanted to share it with you. So read it. Oh, the poor things. Just trying to get their monogamous penguin freak on with someone they love. Stupid…
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Dan wants you to read his free work so that somebody did
Warning: This shit is long. As a writer, you have to do a lot of work for free. What most of the free work shares in common is that it is free work written in hopes of procuring more work. The below is one such fantastic example. Several months ago, I was asked to apply…
