Month: February 2005
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Dan wants you to read his free work so that somebody did
Warning: This shit is long. As a writer, you have to do a lot of work for free. What most of the free work shares in common is that it is free work written in hopes of procuring more work. The below is one such fantastic example. Several months ago, I was asked to apply…
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up in aspen
In the corner of this condo, by the couches, we have found wireless. I do not recommend trying to carry a stack of wood and two bags of groceries five blocks, in the snow, in the dark, by yourself. What seemed like a good idea last night became one of the dumbest things I’ve ever…
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Dan really, really, really misses movie night
It’s the blog post we’ve all been waiting for from Darren, because it’s almost entirely about ME!
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A Letter From My Friend Cori, Who Is In Africa
[readermail] Subject: bread and fishes in The Gambia Dear All- Let me start right off by saying that there is now a baby donkey in a small village in the middle of the smallest country in Africa named after me. (The donkey, not the country. The country already has a name – The Gambia.) [/readermail]
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Gilmore Girls Recap
Happy Lunar New Year: Thank God Lane’s back, since that means more MamaLane, which is 54% of the reason to watch this show. Hey, did you guys know Kirk has a lot of jobs?
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“Wake up, Liz!” “Unh.” “Happy
“Wake up, Liz!” “Unh.” “Happy Aspen!” “Happy Aspen to you.” “It’s like Christmas for Funny!” “I’m Jewish.”
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Dan can’t sleep, and that’s fine
And now, presenting in order of appearance, five songs that will come on shuffle on your iPod when you can’t sleep at 2 in the morning, making you say, “Oh, man. This song effing rules.” Even if it doesn’t. You may just be delirious from exhaustion. MAYBE. 1) “Arthur’s Theme (The Moon And New York…