Month: January 2005
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Drop It Like It’s — ow.
If there was any wonder how much fun I had at my own wedding, the proof was in today’s doctor bill. I danced so much in those shoes that I have this. The day after the wedding the arch of my foot had shooting pains whenever I went on my tiptoes. I knew I had…
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Shave and a Haircut, Two Blocks
It was very tempting to just write, “So that happened.” And then move on. Because honestly, it will be near impossible to put into words the past three weeks. I figure I’m going to need the help of some photographs. While I’m waiting for everything to come in (and if you’re reading this and have…
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Dan’s mom is requesting some more tiny peanuts
My mom is not a scared person. She marches right through life telling life what to do, and does not suffer those who squirm and hem and ask time-wasting questions. Pam does an impression of my mom that is spot-on perfect, but it’s also quite short because my mom speaks quickly because she has somewhere…
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Pamie’s not here, man
Hi. Pam and Stee are on their honeymoon to somewhere hot in a place we can’t find them. It’s not my business to tell you about their absolutely amazing wedding, so you’ll have to wait until her triumphant return. But know this: awwwwwwwwww! As your sub, I’ll be back shortly. And bring a pencil and…