Year: 2004

  • You Will Lose Brain Cells

    It’s Paris Hilton’s book proposal. “I love to buy as many gossip magazines as possible… reading everything in the world that’s possibly been written about me. Then I take a nap, wake up, and read scripts, check my laptop, take personal notes, write in my diary, and maybe do some work on my next book.”…

  • Detroit HSPVA

    I’m sure you don’t want your site to become a haven for people begging for things for their pet causes, but I know you’ve done a lot of good for the Oakland library, and are now helping get the word out about Philly. Here in Detroit, we had an incident of vandalism at the Detroit…

  • pam and dan are busy.

    I spent most of the weekend either sleeping, eating with friends, writing or rehearsing. It doesn’t make for very good journal fodder. I’m working on a show with a friend of mine. Those of you who have written to ask for the details — I’ll share them when I have more to say about it.…

  • Dan says, “Threecap threecap threecap week! Kill me!”

    Hi all: Between the three recaps last week and the dial-up I’m still on from the move I haven’t had time to tell everyone about, I’m Pamie’s blog entry right below this one if you slot in “he” pronouns for “she.” Help me pray that the DSL gods smile brightly down on me soon, congratulate…

  • oh man.

    oh, man. i’m so tired. i’ve hit the wall in my week. between the full-time night job, the rehearsals, the phone calls, the script-writing, the website-updating/redesigning problems, the i’m-trying-to-sell-a-television-show’ing, the recapping, the forum moderating, the email answering, the running, the yoga’ing, the making meals for myself to bring to night job to be debt free…

  • written yesterday afternoon…

    The man next to me at Starbucks has a laptop, a portable radio and a giant metal transmitter-thing. Being rude, I glanced over his shoulder to see that he’s playing two speed chess games at once, while listening to both an AM station and something on a Real Player application. Should I be scared?

  • Dear Ladies Who Sat In Front of Me During Win A Date With Tad Hamilton

    I give up. I figured at first that your gasps and groans were due to the hideous delivery, or maybe you were just as frightened of Topher Grace’s mini-dreaded hair as I was. I thought perhaps like us, you had read the script beforehand and was shocked at how this film ruined even the simplest…

  • Osbournes Recap

    Wow, This Isn’t Boring At All! – Spend half an hour at the DMV, literally, watching Jack Osbourne get his driver’s license so that he can tool around in his brand-new BMW SUV. Not recommended for those with blood-pressure problems, as it will cause you to fly into a jealous rage and perhaps cause ranting…

  • New Entry

    Still trying to fix the blog coding error. In the meantime, I write a letter to those ladies who cry at bad movies. And not the way I cry at them.

  • help.

    I wish I could read this but the page is still doing that long scrolly thing. You probably already know this – so now I have just frusterated you I bet. Sorry! XXX. Emily Any idea what’s going on? Browsers older than 6.0 in IE seem to be having a wraparound issue. The text goes…