Awww, thanks for watching as to the status of my back, Pam. This must be why unpopular opinions are called “unpopular opinions.” The silent majority has emailed me accordingly. And the revolution will NOT be blogged.

I know the vast majority of media pundits have already sounded off on the topic and I know the triple issue of People is already on its way to my house, so I’ll make it quick:

*The Emmys sucked.

*I love Jon Stewart.

*And Conan.

*And Ellen.

*Wayne Brady makes me sad.

*You’re inside, Dr. Huxtable. How will you ever deliver babies when the future’s so bright you’ve gotta wear shades?