When am I supposed to start feeling better? Come on, it’s day three now and I’m still feeling just as bad. I feel like a big slacker because I haven’t really moved all that much since Thursday. I can’t really go outside anyway because Cipro makes me sunburn immediately, and lowering my head for a Downward Facing Dog makes me temple feel like it’s going to pop out of my head and shoot across the room, only so Cal will bat it underneath the TV stand.

Since all I did yesterday was moan, read, cry, write and watch television, I don’t have anything interesting to report.