two dialogues

will smith and a humdinger

My new Get Real re-cap is up at Mighty Big TV. I’m going to use that for the bulk of this entry, since it took so darn long.

Also coffee found a platform. His letter to you is now found at Stiletto. He’s spreading his word.

Just a few sections of text from last night:

[scripty]
ERIC
Did you hear Will Smith’s new song?

PAMIE
No.

ERIC
It’s called “Saint Louis.”

PAMIE
Really?

ERIC
No.

PAMIE
Oh. I thought it was “Saskatchewan.”

ERIC
How’s that go?

PAMIE
“Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan.
I get my groove on
in Saskatchewan.”

ERIC
“I feel like it’s getting pretty old
When my fingers and my toes are mighty, mighty cold.”

PAMIE
“Now do the snow shoe.
Do the snow shoe.
Do the snow shoe.
[/scripty]

Later that night…after an intense game of Cranium, which you must all go out and purchase…

[scripty]
ERIC
What am I humming?

PAMIE
Okay.

ERIC
Hmm-himm-humm-hiiim-hum-him-haaammm-himmmmm.
….
Hmm-himm-hi-hi-hi-him-hmm-hmmmm-himm-hiim.

PAMIE
“A Day in the Life.”

ERIC
Yep. Now you do one.

PAMIE
Okay, you ready?

ERIC
Yeah.

PAMIE
Hmm-HHHHIMMMMM-HMMM-HIIIIIMMMMMMMM!

ERIC
“Don’t Cry Out Loud.”

PAMIE
Yeah. That was too quick. I’ll do another.

ERIC
Okay.

PAMIE
Him-hi-hi-ham-hom-him-himhim.
Him-hi-himm.
Hum-him-ham-him-ham-himhim
Hum-hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!
Hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!
Hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!
Hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!

Him-hi-hi-ham-hom-him-himhim.
Him-hi-himm.
Hum-him-ham-him-ham-himhim
Hum-hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!
Hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!
Hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!
Hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!

ERIC
I have no idea.

PAMIE
Whew. Uh…
HIM-him-him-ham-hom-himmm. HIM.
Him-hi-hi-ham-hom-himmm.

Him-hi-hi-ham-hom-him-himhim.
Him-hi-himm.
Hum-him-ham-him-ham-himhim
Hum-hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!
Hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!
Hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!
Hi-hi-him-hom-HIIIIM!

ERIC
What was that other part again? The first part you were doing earlier?

PAMIE
HIM-him-him-ham-hom-himmm. HIM.
Him-hi-hi-ham-hom-himmm.

ERIC
“WHY did it take so long, Why?”

PAMIE
Yes.

ERIC
“Nookie?”

PAMIE
Yes.

ERIC
Oh. You ready for another?

PAMIE
No.

ERIC
Why not?

PAMIE
I’m hyper-ventilating.
[/scripty]

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