Pamela Ribon

Category: Pamie

  • “Don’t Bother Me, I’m a Douchebag Eating a Cheeseburger.”

    “Did you ever have a boyfriend who treated you badly, and you wondered, ‘Where did he learn to treat women that way? Maybe from his dad?’ Well, if his dad was named Carl Senior, then yes.” — Sarah Haskins Target Women: Carl’s Jr.

  • Wow, It’s Finally Happening.

    Wow, It’s Finally Happening.

    This Thursday on ABC, 8:30/7:30c, watch Samantha Who?, episode: “THE DOG,” because I wrote it, which means it’s the only time my name’s in the credits at the front of the episode — the only time my family feels confident in telling people I write on the show. (“Well, otherwise your name goes so fast…

  • Attention People Who Get High

    I think I found a present for you. N.A.S.A. — “Gifted (feat. Kanye West, Santogold & Lykke Li)” Attention People Who Aren’t Afraid of Birds and Who Love Los Angeles (And I Think This Might Be Too Scary If You’re High) Here’s yours: N.A.S.A. — “Way Down (feat. RZA, Barbie Hatch & John Frusciante)” And…

  • Making Friday Feel Like Sunday

    Someone said to me recently, “If I were in your situation right now, where I was totally unemployed? I would spend my entire morning in my robe, drinking coffee and reading, until it was time to sit outside in the sun, drinking champagne and reading. Perhaps still in my robe. That’s what I’d do every…

  • Just Another Tuesday Night (with cat and pamie)

    So, the other night Cat invited me out to a party and…well, this happened. We weren’t planning on making a video, and it is progressively extremely NOT SAFE FOR WORK or CHILDREN or DELICATE EARS or the lady-swoony prone, like Glark. (Thanks again, Glark. And sorry. If it’s any consolation, the part where I start…

  • Using Your Internet Powers for Good.

    I already mentioned Samantha Who? is back on the air tomorrow night on ABC at 8:30/7:30c. But it turns out we’re up against the NCAA playoffs and the American Idol results show, so you know, we’re totally gonna win the time slot. …Which is where you come in. Remember that strike we went on, where…

  • Here.

    Background music for when you’re busy being a badass this weekend. Get the whole album. It’s sick like lupus. Or try to win free downloads by going to Harmonic 313’s fun old skool website.

  • Samantha Who? Returns: March 26th, 8:30/7:30c

    Oh, thank God, we are back on the air. But only for like, six weeks. So, tell your friends! Tell everybody. Please. Aren’t you sick of my constant twittering and my sad youtube posts yet? Save me from unemployment. Please put us all back to work with lovely, lovely ratings. I’m embedding the promo, which…

  • sxsw alert

    For those of you lucky enough to be in Austin right now: Jenn Grant is playing my old stomping ground, The Velveeta Room, tonight. Go drink a Shiner and shed a few tears for me. Jenn Grant: “Where Are You Now”

  • LADD Fight Crew v. SDDD The Swarm

    LADD Fight Crew v. SDDD The Swarm

    (Love that flying Trixie Biscuit shot.) Just like last time, we will sell out, so get your tickets early right here. Mom, don’t watch this, either: