“Don’t Bother Me, I’m a Douchebag Eating a Cheeseburger.”

“Did you ever have a boyfriend who treated you badly, and you wondered, ‘Where did he learn to treat women that way? Maybe from his dad?’ Well, if his dad was named Carl Senior, then yes.”

— Sarah Haskins
Target Women: Carl’s Jr.

For eight years now, Carl’s Jr. ads have made me so grossed out with their content and tone that it has extended into the idea of their food. Just thinking about their burgers makes me nauseated. But, to be fair, I suppose that’s because I’m a stupid fucking bitch who should shut her mouth while a man’s eating.