This week has been an ass-kicker. A “no” on a job I wanted (that happened at the exact same time we got rear-ended on the highway), another no, another no, Oprah ending, a plumbing clog that has caused septic nightmares coming from inside the house. And since methane gas inside the house isn’t enough, a family of skunks have taken up residence in the backyard. Judging from the smell, they are easily frightened multiple times a day. I lost a notebook that had story notes I needed, but more importantly contained apparently the only copy I had of my landlord’s address and the rent is due… No, don’t bother looking for the notebook, I think I lost it 30,000 miles in the air. (Sudden screaming baby made me accidentally overturn my purse in 18C.)
Since my father’s no longer around to buy multiple lottery tickets every week, I need you to keep hope alive by blindly entering a contest with the brazen assumption that you’re going to win because you’re a winner and that’s what winners do. That’s what my dad would’ve done and I need someone to be a winner. Some good news, people. Let’s find it.
Free Book Friday is giving away five copies of Going in Circles tomorrow. I might have been one of the losers this week, but you have a chance to be one of five who will actually be called winners. Seriously, people are really going to win copies, unlike the lottery, which real people don’t win, especially people related to me.
If you already have a copy (thanks!), here’s your chance to win a free gift for someone. You look really cool when you give someone a book, especially when there’s no occasion other than “I like you.”
Hmm? It’s going to be 100 degrees there, you say? Every day, you say? My migas will be at boiling temperatures and my skin will slide down my body from sweat? My eyeballs will wobble and my fingernails will liquify? Austin, why are you jumping on this week’s ass-kicking? You are supposed to be my salvation!