yesterday…

[scripty]

[cell phone rings. pamie sees it’s Ray]

PAMIE
[answering]
I know. My site’s hacked.

RAY
Your new website is AWESOME! I want all of these swords. (Gasp!) And look at the belt buckles!

PAMIE
Well, I figured it was the only thing I could sell catered specifically to my demographic.

RAY
Hell, yeah.
[/scripty]

Hope you enjoyed our one-day sale on Japanese swords. My email still seems to be down. I understand some of you are getting bounce-backs. They’re working on it.