I drank my Shiner, called Texas a few times, and taught Dan how football works. [Pam: “I can teach you everything you need to know about football in four minutes.” Dan: “Yeah, I do believe I read a book about it?“]

Anyway, all of this post is to say: Suck it, Kamenetzky. Don’t email me three seconds before the game to tell me the Horns’ll lose.

Oh, and I kind of want to find the USC-cheering flight attendant from last night’s flight out of Memphis, because he was a little too taunty for my taste.