2005 MTV Video Music Awards Recap

Pamie and Stee (f/ Djb!) witness the further step in the devolution of the music industry in the form of the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards, hosted by the amusingly un-self-aware leader of all that is anti-art in rap music — the man so effective at whatever it is he does that he created a posthumous rap genius and martyr out of an only moderately talented rapper who he probably was more than tangentially responsible for the death of — the man whose unapologetic embrace of The Material has probably single-handedly been responsible for more murders-over-sneakers and the financial and moral bankruptcy of kids buying Bling and cars instead of food and diapers, producer cum rapper cum actor cum designer cum party-giver cum murderer cum marathoner cum television producer cum political activist cum host, Sean “Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy” Combs.