proof my new job is getting to me.

[scripty]
Friend
Did you hear what they did on Hollywood because all the nerds were lined up at the wrong movie theater? They sent a hundred storm troopers to escort them to the right one.

Me
How did all the nerds walk when they were so busy jizzing themselves?

Friend
Oh, you can totally walk while you jizz yourself.

Me
While calling your mom?
[/scripty]

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