by pamie and stee

• Gone four days living on nothing but beer and cigarettes.
• Talk to Janeane Garofalo. (with humiliation involved)
• Been scared of grackles.
• Pay $205.00 to see a total of two movies. (but they would have been good, had we only seen two or so.)
• Learn dirty secrets about each other. (someone owns a Bill Cosby cassette tape. Someone tapes Felicity. We’re just saying.)
• Freak out at the number of motherfuckers at our panel.
• Get their eyeball licked by Cal.
• Diss their friend’s house.
• Search the back of a car for spare change.
• Shamelessly rip-off free cigarettes from the Platinum Lounge.
• Laugh inappropriately during a film.
• Laugh inappropriately during a panel.
• Laugh inappropriately in a parking lot.
• Lose taste buds because of free cigarettes.
• Established a complex code language for uncomfortable situations.
• Cancel your own mentor slot.
• Go to a party because there was chicken.
• Leave a party because there was no chicken.
• Mistake women for men.
• Discover everyone in Austin wears spandex with cowboy boots. (tourists.)
• Live off eggs for sixty-seven hours.
• Drink beer at two in the afternoon because we forgot the word for water.
• Plan this entry ahead of time.
• Place eleanor’s page as the home page for the Platinum Lounge iMac.
• Attend a party with a big cattle trough called a “hot tub.”
• Eat bad salad because we thought it would save our liver.
• Only see movies about wrestling and pimps.
• Go to a post office to pick up two ‘NSYNC CDs.
• Been reduced to snorting as laughter.
• Post drunken forum topics within an hour of meeting each other.
• Watch college videos of pamie’s friends pretending to be the Spice Girls.
• Learn how to say “Y’all,” “Gah, y’all,” and “Whataburger.”
• Buy fast food with a credit card.
• Get fifty bucks stolen within the first two hours of the festival.
• Forget to turn off the cell phone after the movie started.
• Leave a movie for coffee.
• Been forced to admit the existence of one’s personal website in a Motel 6 in Vanhorn, TX to first friend ever cause… you know… the panel.
• Attend a party in an office building and sweat.
• Find out that pamie has no short term memory…. like that… when…cuz…shit.
• Constantly forget what day it is or what time it is or who we are talking to.
• Break into our panel room the day before to beatbox on the microphones.
• Get kicked out of Robert Rodriguez’s panel.
• Disco dance…. for a while….(shhhhh.)
• Realize we have another day and a half to go. (ow… oh…ih….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)