HI! IT’S ME! HI!
I SEE YOU SEE ME! QUICKLY!
Hello. It is me.
It is Cal. I am Cal. This is me. Me HERE ME HERE ME HERE!
WHAT’S THAT? WHAT’S THAT? WHAT’S THAT?
I eat what you hold. I save you from yourself. I am doing you a favor. I must attack. I must attack. I must attack.
I MUST ATTACK!
Sometimes? When you sleep? Terrible things try to attack your brain. I must lick them off. I know it hurts! Pain makes the bad dreams go away! I kill bad dreams! I have special tongue! I have special–
WHAT IS THAT?
Do you see Other Mew over there? Don’t look all at once! You ruin everything! Just look quickly and quietly:
Well, I am going to tell you a secret. A secret! I tell you! CAL TELL SECRET SO LISTEN QUICKLY!
I am bigger than Other Mew!
We went to Mean Place the other day. Mean Place is cold and sounds like Scared Mew. Mean Place. NO! NO MEAN PLACE!
RUN! RUN! MUST RUN! CHECK WINDOW! CHECK KITCHEN! STEP ON OTHER MEW HEAD! STEP! STEP! STEP! STEP!
OW! OW! OW! OW!
tired. very tired. lay still.
Mean Place says that I am bigger than Other Mew. Other Mew only thirteen pounds. I am fifteen pounds! But I can be bigger!
WATCH ME BE BIGGER!
See? I can jump from here to the chain on the door! Watch me jump from the floor to the chain on the door! Watch me! watchmewatchmewatchme are you watching? are you watching? are you? are you? areyouareyouareyou?
MEEE MRRRR MEE MEE MEEE!
And there! I touch chain with paws! I am very big! I am as big as Short Mew’s head! One day I can leap as big as Tall Mew’s head! One day! One day I be BIG BIG BIG!
Just like they taught me at the circus. Be bigger. Up! Up! UP!
Then I get the good food. Yesterday I try Biscotti. Other Mew like Biscotti. I eat only because I saw Other Mew eat and I don’t want Other Mew to get things I do not.
Do not like Vanilla Almond. Other Mew very strange.
UP! UP! UP! Other Mew is near the door! That is my workout space! MINE! MINE!
I HIT YOUR HEAD. I HIT YOUR HEAD.
I HIT YOUR HEAD. I BITE YOUR BUTT.
Don’t mess with me.